So, McDonald's has gotten desparate and has begun offering free Wi-Fi access in some of their "restaurants". Here's a screenshot of the login screen. I haven't eaten at a McDonald's in years, but beside that I have two questions: Who would want to get french freedom fry grease all over their laptop? And who would want to hang out in a McDonald's for longer than it takes to consume its disgusting food?

Freedom fries. A whole different ridiculous topic that I won't bother commenting on.