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Turn into a cabbage:

"How many times have you stared mournfully into the coleslaw and thought to yourself 'Gee, I wish I was a cabbage.' Well, now you can be! Activate the CABBAGE CONVERTER and you will instantly transform into a cabbage!"

Yet another gold nugget find via RWS, which was via Da1go.